Welcome to Surprises in Largo

If you got to this page looking for off-beat things to do things in Largo, please stay. Here, we guarantee that you will learn things you won’t find anywhere else. Largo has some secrets. Knowing more about them will help you appreciate why we are a community of choice and how to keep it that way.

This page is dedicated to three simple ideas.

  • Largo has had many monikers, but one should be “the town the media forgot”.
  • Largo really is a town to love.
  • Largo would be more lovable if the public was more involved.

In other words, our mission is to inform. We have no political affiliations or agenda. We admit to offering opinion, but to the best of our ability these views will be fact based.  

We see ourselves as a counterpoint to the one-sided and limited information now available to you from “official” sources or interest groups. We are not a scandal sheet, nor an insider tattler. Most importantly, we are not a scold. One can favor or disfavor specific actions,  but we all must agree that no government can improve if it does have public input as its priority.

Simply, if journalists covered the Largo, as we believe they should, and if the city fulfilled its stated commitments to openness and transparency, the need for our contribution would vanish.

Choose Wisely

VOTE: 11/8/22

Reader feedback makes plain that Surprises in Largo has kept our promise of sharing generally unknown facts about trends in local government, while leaving the judgment of these up to you. Our cabinet of curiosities has included: changing attitudes towards greenspace, unstoppable efforts to house staff luxuriously, an unbalanced distribution of the effects of inflation between government and taxpayer, novel approaches to commission deliberations, an apparent transition to a strong manager form of government, the extraordinary influence of special interests, a tendency of local government to prefer the publicity it generates over objective evaluations, odd notions of public communications and engagement, hearing loss when citizens voice concerns, many struggles with using math, David versus Goliath in influencing public opinion, aversions to commonplace accountability mechanisms. Readers, regardless of their notions of “Largo can do better” on disparate issues, tell us that they connect the dots among the surprises in governing style and attitude which we have recounted. Read all 12, here, again.

The election is the antidote? Maybe, but certainly not completely. Surprises in Largo expects to remain needed regardless. Upsets or close votes can’t hurt the people in our battle against being taken for granted. Please vote but choose wisely. The deck is stacked against your informed consent on what has been going on. After all, much of what we have reported on has appeared only here, though every word of it can be documented and none of it has ever been contested. Complacency means not feeling the need to even respond to criticism. Surprises in Largo is here to help you make good choices.

First, follow the money.

This publication arms you with questions rather than answers. Check out the campaign finance reports on Largo’s election webpages. Good projects sell themselves on the merits. Advocates avoid encouraging the idea that they are buying your vote. Good candidates seek office absent any perception that special interest strings may be attached to their future decisions. Is that what you see in the campaign finance reports?

Perhaps this page will prompt more of both.  

Second, trust but verify.

On the main referenda items, city leaders have made this tough. Horizon was configured to seem contingent on voter approval of extended leasing. There remain no reliable estimates of any aspect including this. But ground has been broken. Preserve was configured to be just about negotiating a sale of supposedly useless greenspace. The project was renamed to make it appear to be part of Largo’s own public preserve. Public education started a fortnight before ballots were mailed. Most public questions were referred to the developer. We have all been deluged with their version of the “facts”. You tell us. Is your vote for or against the projects? It seems more like we are being asked to affirm ramming untested wishes through by any means necessary.

On the candidates, Surprises asks for just a little more effort to get informed before you vote. Two candidates who served on the commission before or currently aren’t running against one other. Still, start there. Google their past campaign promises and records in office. We’ve found some notable differences in promise-keeping, can you? Two candidates have never served on the commission. Nevertheless, there is viable test of their worthiness. Compare the campaign promises of these candidates with recent commission actions. Which candidate seems more willing and able to buck recent trends?

Your vote matters more than usually. Look beyond favor or disfavor for a candidate or a referenda item. Consider, instead the primacy of the many frustrations so many have recently voiced on so many different issues, most not explicitly on the ballot. You are voting on the sense of just not being heard, arising from the presumption of public apathy. We will not shame you, but the facts are that you voted for a commission, the vast majority of whom are serving uncontested terms longer than Vladimir Putin’s. You voted for a commission indifferent to special interest influence. You voted for a commission which has intransigently refused all entreaties to objectively evaluate its performance or that of the city manager, for a plan and budget which can’t be evaluated. You voted for a commission which proceeds irrespective of public protest at their meetings. You voted for a commission that cuts corners in getting what it wants. Think of your vote, chiefly as a way of sending a message that your government needs to follow its own rules, to listen to you, and not just appear to do so in the weeks when they are asking for your vote.

Hell in a Handbasket

This update to Surprises in Largo (SIL) is devoted to Hell in a Handbasket. We appreciate reader comments, as well as promises to pass on links to this site to others. It’s clear that SIL has provided some surprises. It’s also interesting to note that most have said that we haven’t been hard enough. That’s …

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David and Goliath in Largo’s Parks

Surprises in Largo brings you David and Goliath in Largo’s Parks. Watching a recent commission meeting I saw a resident hold up a small, hand-made sign saying “vote no” on the sale of parkland. Porter Development has spent about $30,000 of its $100,000 war chest on professional signage, video productions, legal fees, political consultants, printing …

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Largo, do your math homework

Surprises in Largo readers have urged us to take a position on the people and issues on the ballot. Sorry, that’s not going to happen. Some have drawn our attention to web sites, petition drives, the buzz on social media, and public commentary at commission meetings. We wish these individuals and groups well in at …

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Largo, Who’s the boss

Surprises in Largo espied an organizational chart in a city publication It shows citizens at the top, the commission in the middle and the city manager below.  It is formally correct, but is it being practiced in that way? Largo, Who’s the boss? WE THE PEOPLE? Two major referenda items on selling parkland and extended …

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Largo Better TV Show

Minds Made Up Got a problem with puppy mills?  You’re barking up the wrong tree. Worried about big kids and little kids on the same playground? You’re sitting on the wrong swing. Looking to stay afloat economically from COVID effects? You’re looking for life rings that already got passed out. When the Largo City Commission …

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Largo Don’t Believe Your Own Publicity

Surprises in Largo urges city parents not to believe their own publicity. Prize Winning Largo wins awards for best places to work but more than a fourth of its team executive have left since 2019 all with the complaints not even listened to by the commission. Largo has won architectural awards for the “greenness” of …

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Largo Whose Interests Are Served

Surprises in Largo remembers the movie line from All the President’s Men: “Follow the Money”. A great thing about America is that everyone has a voice. Some voices must cut through the din. Others get an amplifier. Politicians aren’t chained to their funders. But are the strings not invisible either? In 2020, two candidates vied …

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Largo Stop Rubber Stamping

Surprises in Largo isn’t surprised to be under attack. From our opponents we ask three things. First, prove us wrong with facts.  Second, explain why it took a nudge from us to get you to explain your position on the issues to the residents. Third, clarify whether you aren’t just objecting to any objectors rather …

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Big Changes in Largo Big Secrets

Surprises in Largo isn’t kidding. Largo’s city parents have told us that a new city hall plus, whose cost estimates have soared from $50M to $80M, might cost even more, if we don’t vote “yes” on allowing our town to change the terms of ground floor rentals (about 15% of total square footage) from five …

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Local Taxes: No Mercy for Taxpayers

Surprises in Largo observes that inflation is the one tax which everyone pays. It’s also the cruelest tax since it hits the poorest hardest. Inflation has many causes. Government spending is one. But it is an important one. This is because we depend on government to help us cope with inflation’s effect. Surprises in Largo …

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The Sphinx and the Pyramid

Confused? Aren’t we all? The background (pyramid) represents Largo’s proposed new city hall, now called Horizon West Bay. The foreground (the mysterious sphinx) stands in for an election referendum on leasing. Mysteries of the Pharaohs Why design a city hall contingent on commercial leasing? The answer to this mystery came with the name change. The …

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Parkland

Pictures Worth 1000 Words Welcome to Surprises in Largo. If you got to this page looking for off-beat things to do in Largo, please stay. Here and in future editions, we guarantee that you will learn things which you won’t find anywhere else. Largo really does have hidden treasures. One of these, parkland, will be …

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